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NO ME LLAMES CHUCHI PUCHI. CUENTOS DIVERTIDOS EN ESPAÑOL [ Para niños ] - YouTube

  • El Puchi está triste,
  • ¿que tendrá el Puchi,
  • antaño aforado, ayer fugado,
  • siempre desaforado,
  • ahora cabizbundo,
  • sombrío, y meditabundo?.

Two men in dark suits and ties stand side by side against a green background. The left man has short dark hair and a neutral expression. The right man has red hair, wears glasses, and looks serious. Bold white text overlays the image stating PUIGDEMONT TOMA LA DECISION DE ROMPER CON SANCHEZ in large letters. Below it reads ESPANA in yellow. At the bottom, smaller text says LUIS BARCELONA.

  • Pomposo Condal Pompis
  • Compungido Pumpido,
  • otrora chulesco y poderoso
  • agora inseguro, dubutativo

Portrait of Cándido Conde-Pumpido, an elderly man with glasses wearing a dark suit and tie, seated at a wooden desk in a formal office, gesturing with his hand. Behind him, another man in a suit sits at a similar desk. Spanish and European Union flags stand on the desks. Text overlays discuss his role as president of the Constitutional Court, questioning motives related to government, amnesty, and EU justice.

  • de la amnistía al Puchi, 
  • antes fanático entusiasta,
  • ahora escéptico, reticente.
  • Condal pánico a la vuelta,
  • de la española tortilla.
  • Pomposo pavor al Juicioso, 
  • Marcial Consejo de Guerra.

Screenshot of a news article from Noticias de Aspe with headline El bar del Parlament de Catalunya retira los Conguitos por ser racistas showing a bag of Original Conguitos chocolate candies in orange packaging with chocolate covered peanuts and a bowl of the candies next to it.

  • Conguitos en Tabernario,
  • Catatán Parlament
  • Charneguitos devenidos.

News article screenshot from El Español shows a large red ferry boat docked in Barcelona harbor with colorful graffiti including Tweety Bird character on its side, surrounded by water and distant buildings. Inset photo depicts three men in casual clothing standing together outdoors. Headline text reads El 1-O contado por policías del Piolín 3 años después with subtext about wanting intervention and the boat being a tedio, mentioning 800 Guardia Civil agents from Interior on the ferry in Barcelona.

  • Franquistas Andaluces
  • por el Pujol denostados.
  • del Piolín aún no desmbarcados,
  • Del hotel expulsados,
  • Todavía no queridos.
  • Ni para refugio, ni alojamiento
  • son hospitalariamente admitidos.

Newspaper article screenshot from El Mundo with headline stating a study reveals the truth about linguistic immersion in Catalonia showing worse grades and one school year behind Madrid plus scientific evidence recommending teaching in mother tongue. Background image displays school building exterior with trees classrooms and people visible including students and adults near windows and doors.

  • De la abusada cuerda,
  • de señales identitarias, tanto estirar,
  • Racistas Catetos vamos a fabricar.

Two men in suits, one with glasses and the other with short hair, stand side by side against a blue background, with the Junts logo above the first man and the PP logo above the second man. Text overlays read Junts espera la llamada del PP para explorar una moción de censura and Los Puigdemont hartos las promesas incumplir por Sanchez, sepan segundo una moción de censura. A La Caixa bank logo appears at the bottom right.

  • El Puchi está triste,
  • ¿que coño tiene el Puchi?.
  • Compuesto y sin novio queda el Puchi,
  • Poco consuelo, nada de fiar
  • el nuevo pretendiente,
  • pedida de mano reciente,
  • coqueteo indecente.

Black and white portrait of Albert Einstein with disheveled white hair, serious expression, wearing a suit and tie, sitting indoors. Overlaid bold white text reads Pedro Sanchez hijo de puta. Smaller text below attributes it to Albert Einstein.

  • Al Puchi el Sánchez ya poco le sirve
  • El Condal Pompis, tan Pomposo,
  • Por el Sánchez, ni con el Puchi,
  • Hay que ir al paredón. 
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